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Inflatable Husband
Our price: $ 12.99
e-Code: 9011411N
Fed up wasting time with a washed up loser? Then look no further, Klutter ™ is proud to present the ultimate in pleasantly proportioned pocket partners. Totally silent, this big hunk o'love has eyes only for you. That’s right, no wandering eyes, ogling other women and general bad lad behavior. True, our product doesn't do D.I.Y., can't beat off muggers and won't satisfy you in bed, so what will you be missing? At least with our product you get woman-time with your friends and get to talk to a totally attentive partner who doesn't interrupt with insane comments every few seconds. So go on revolutionise your world, take this aid to true marital bliss home and utter these words…"You're all mine balloon features."
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